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Aug

America’s First Diet Fork

Paul 

diet forkIf you’re drinking something, make sure you swallow first before reading this or you may end up wiping down your computer screen as I almost had to this morning…  Get ready for the newest health craze - the diet fork!

“By eliminating over-indulgence, and creating a ‘chewing fitness’ dieters can now assist in metabolism by chewing more, less portions, and taking longer to eat.”  Some of the key features include:

  • Shorter and dulled teeth inhibiting user from grasping larger pieces of food at any one time
  • Smaller triangular shaped surface area allowing dieter to hold less food than many other forks
  • Uncomfortable grip compelling user to put fork down between bites, slowing the user’s eating speed

By Christmas everyone will have the new, amazing diet fork.

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Paul Steinbrueck serves as a husband, father of 3, church elder, small group coach, and CEO of OurChurch.Com.

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