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America’s First Diet Fork

Posted on August 29, 2007

diet forkIf you’re drinking something, make sure you swallow first before reading this or you may end up wiping down your computer screen as I almost had to this morning…  Get ready for the newest health craze – the diet fork!

“By eliminating over-indulgence, and creating a ‘chewing fitness’ dieters can now assist in metabolism by chewing more, less portions, and taking longer to eat.”  Some of the key features include:

  • Shorter and dulled teeth inhibiting user from grasping larger pieces of food at any one time
  • Smaller triangular shaped surface area allowing dieter to hold less food than many other forks
  • Uncomfortable grip compelling user to put fork down between bites, slowing the user’s eating speed

By Christmas everyone will have the new, amazing diet fork.

1 thought on “America’s First Diet Fork”

  1. Richard says:
    July 23, 2009 at 1:38 am

    Do they come in sets of 4 or 8?

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